that awkward moment when there aren’t 31 flavors at baskin robbins
when someone sings during your favorite part of a song
reblog if you’ve never been kissed
SOS in the
unofficial official fangirl theme song
I think my love for One Direction (especially Larry) has become an illness…
My first-day-of-school outfit was, you guessed it, a blue striped t-shirt, red jeans, and white Toms. Where ever could I have come up with that idea???
I’ll give you a hint:
So, I wore it to school, feeling like a boss, despite the fact that no one was wearing anything remotely close to me.
Then in Chemistry, our teacher had us fill out index cards telling her about ourselves, our favorite color, animal, blah blah blah. At first I was like:
And then she said to put two things we liked and two things we disliked. And then I got this brilliant idea and I was all:
And then I kid you not, for the things I disliked I put:
For the things I liked I put:
I was feeling like this:
But then I realized what I had just written down and turned into my teacher and I was like:
And I knew she was probably going:
But then I realized that I was proud of my Directioner-ness and I was all:
I’m a little slow on the uptake but…I finally got around to watching the Up All Night tour DVD and these are my reactions (in gif form because that’s more fun…and this title is getting to be way too long. Oh well.)…
When the menu turned on and the car engine started I was like:
Then I clicked play and it said “ONE DIRECTION” and then I heard the noises of a concert and then I was all:
And then the screen on the stage showed the boys runnning around and hopping in a car and such and this was me:
And then the actual boys came running out on stage and started singing Na Na Na and I was just like:
And then LOUIS FUCKING TOMLINSON started talking and I was like:
And then they sang Stand Up and Louis’ solo was perfect and Harry was staring at him and I was all:
So I kept watching and by the time they got to Moments I was like:
Then there was a cute little Niam moment and I’m like:
And Louis kept doing his amazing solos and Harry’s voice was like reaching my soul and I was all:
And of course, there were the wonderous changing room clips. My reaction:
And the only problem was that there was a super insufficient amount of Larry, which made me feel like this:
And then like everytime I thought there was gonna be a Larry moment, the camera turned away from them and I was like:
And I decided that this is management’s doing and I’m like:
But I kept watching for Larry the entire time:
And then just when I thought all hope was lost, this happened:
And I was like:
And then I just enjoyed the brilliance that is 1D and when the DVD finally ended I was just like:
My newest person-I-hate is Alyssa Reid
I don’t even fucking know who this chick is. BUT.
I see this:
“Alyssa Reid and Harry Styles Dating?”
My response: NO ME FUCKING GUSTA
I can barely handle seeing Lou with Eleanor even though I know it’s bullshit. MY LARRY HEART CANNOT TAKE ANOTHER BLOW TO THE MY SHIPPER BALLS.
Larry has completely overtaken my life
So I showed my younger sister some pics of Eleanor and Lou, commenting on how Eleanor can go fuck herself, and then my sister told me there was no chance for Larry. I seriously flipped a bitch. She turned to run but I like knocked her back into her chair and just like started freakjng out and flailing my arms in her face. The whole time I was yelling “LARRY IS FUCKING REAL. THEY’RE IN LOVE AND ELEANOR IS A FAKE BITCH. SHE CAN DIE IN A HOLE AND ROT. AND THEN LARRY’S GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME AND THEN THEY’RE GONNA ADOPT BABIES AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. LARRY IS THE MOST REAL THING EVER. AHHHH!!!!” Then my sister asked if I needed a chill pill, like seriously, cuz we have those. But I just said no then curled up in a fetal position and said “I need Tumblr”.
When I realized that…
Louis’ following Eleanor on Instagram but not Harry.
At first I was just like:
Then I was all:
Next I’m like:
And then the reality sinks in and I’m just like:
And then I just can’t handle the pain anymore and I just go like this:
But then I realize that Larry is forever and I’m all:
And I’m overwhelmed with Larry feels:
And suddenly Elounor just seems ridiculous:
And then I’m mentally doing this to Elounor shippers and Calderics:
And then it all goes back to my normal, Larry-loving life:
My lips. I kinda got bored. Yeah I have no life…gotta a problem with that, bitch??? DIDN’T THINK SO.